Most Handsome Player In The Premier League

 Most Handsome Player In The Premier League

 What I'm saying is: I often wonder who is the most handsome footballer in the Premier League and, even though Tom Davies has a weird, almost Draco Malfoy appeal to him, it is quite clear Andre Gomes is a serious contender. He is quite comfortably Everton's best looking player. But is he the Premier League's? Apropos of nothing other than my own innate desire to tackle the most subjective, meaningless questions in football, let's find out, once and for all. We'll start by picking out the most handsome player from each team, and then deciding on an overall winner - the most handsome player in the Premier League.

Until Javi Martinez joins Manchester City on loan in January and forces me to re-evaluate the whole thing, or something.

Arsenal - Hector Bellerin


In the 'most handsome player at the club' stakes, Arsenal has a few contenders. Had Aaron Ramsey not moved to Juventus he certainly would have been up there. The same goes for former club captain Laurent Koscielny, even if much of his handsome footballing career was blighted by what can only be described as a 'faux-mohawk haircut befitting of a six-year-old.

Alexandre Lacazette is obviously very, very handsome. Granit Xhaka, whatever you make of his actual capacity to play football, resembles a 19th-century European prince, someone who lived in a big fuck-off castle and had seven surnames and only slightly fewer wives.


Aston Villa - Henri Lansbury


 Aston Villa's choice came to a straight shoot-out between Henri Lansbury, Jota, Conor Hourihane, Tyrone Mings, and Jack Grealish.

Grealish, unfortunately, falls victim to the very idiosyncrasies that endear him so much to Villa supporters. His current iteration - highlights and a stubble goatee - works for me (because he is Jack Grealish and he is a glorious footballer and he is someone I would take one, possibly several, bullets for) but he is not everyone's cup of handsome tea. Similarly, Mings and Hourihane are both undeniably quite handsome without being showstoppers. Sure, Tyrone has the warm smile and Conor has the kind County Cork eyes, but where does that get you when you're in a league full of stunnerz?









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